So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
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How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
Either I'm spending too much time drinking or my perfume is starting to smell like a pineapple vodka.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
"Being an adult" and "being happy" are two circles that do not overlap in my Venn diagram of life.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
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