so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
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Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
It's safe to say that bucket of tequila night can NEVER HAPPEN AGAIN.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
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What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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