no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I'd say this is worse than that time when I realized that my favorite bath toy growing up was my Mom's douche bottle.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
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