That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
The bar would not accept my money. I have reached God status here
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
Randomize