i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Well i would have gone to the bar but Satan decided to hold his rituals in my uterus.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Sorry about my life...
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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