DUDE DUDE I JUST GOT TH E BEST IDEA FOR A CHILDRENS BOOK "If You Give A Girl A Blow Job"
It's sad that the best source of heat that I have is my vaporizer.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
And then the night went full on bisexual.
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
Apparently when cookies are around I think of myself as a puppy and reward myself for everything #WhoIsAGoodBoy
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