Rule #1. Nothing comes between you and fantasy sports. Not even a hot chick willing to give you a blow job
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
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Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
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It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
I managed to convince her that the egg yolks were actually orange juice and she fell for it
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