love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
Flying to Orlando on the 7th is cheaper than the 8th by like three margaritas.
How are you going to pay for strippers in Vegas when you were just begging for McDoubles?
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Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He went all Bachlorette on me.. "I just want to guard and protect your heart" bullshit
I am so juiced up on period drugs and coffee I feel like my skin is going to fall off.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Showing up to Easter hungover, late, and covered in black an blues from pole dancing. Daughter of the year.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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