The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
I was talking to this girl who was in love with the air force. I was doing decently until I mentioned that the navy actually has more planes. Cockblocked by my knowledge of random trivia again.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
He let me share his family pack of hot pockets with him. Chivalry isn't dead after all.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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