I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
doing the walk of shame back to your house in nothing but a bed sheet was definitely not one of my proudest moments..
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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