how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
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I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
i knew as soon as i met you that i was gonna be the designated driver
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
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HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
ok first of all what the fuck
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
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