is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Was it high me or sober me who put those Jolly Rancher sticks in the freezer? I'd be soooo impressed if it was high me.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
So you're at your daughter's volleyball game looking at dicks online? That's amazing.
No, I was picking her up from volleyball and sitting in my car looking at dicks.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
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