You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
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walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
his recent searches consisted of "World record for not bathing" and "Miley Cyrus vs Taylor Swift". Not even i am that desperate.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
it's like heaven, but drunker
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She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
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