Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I still feel like a bad person. A shoulder to cry on became a dick to suck.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
last night I used snow as a chaser
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