There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Walk of Shame'd halfway down a mountain, skiiers passing. Do not drink with lifties at the end of ski season.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
At Target. Everyone is stocking up on food and flashlights for this storm. I stocked up on beer. Dont judge me, it was on sale...
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