The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
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He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
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I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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