Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I mean it was his birthday. How was I supposed to tell him he could not wear a sombrero while we bang.
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
We just banged and he's microwaving shrimp noodles and I'm eating tostitos alone in the dark this is why our relationship works
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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