**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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