Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
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Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
Trust me. Drunk Scrabble is not a good idea. Arguments over the legitimacy of the word "Pickle" break out, things are said, friendships are ruined. It's ugly.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
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We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
drunk snapchatting is the worst, because i woke up with great pictures of my tits saved to my memories and no idea who i sent them to
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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