I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I just introduced him to multiple male orgasms. I love wine AND tequila
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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