i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
like stop trying to get a relationship out of this when i'm clearly in the drunken mistakes part of my life.
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
I drunkenly took 3 laxatives last night since I felt fat.... this is going to be a rough morning
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
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