grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
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There's 12 honey baked hams in my fridge. I vaguely recalled you organizing a "Midnight Ham Run."
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
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And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
I refuse to plan drunken casual sex. Just think of the monster I'd create.
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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