Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
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Not a single person will look me in the eye. Last night must've been bad.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
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I just found out the guy that lied and blew me off got arrested, his mugshot is online. Life is good.
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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