i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
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My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
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"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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