just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
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Putting a positive pregnancy test next to my condoms in my drawer so I remember why I always need to use condoms
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
We are in Florida for 3 days. The people in charge of shit brought: a waffle maker, a cheese grater and a SEWING MACHINE
AND NO VODKA
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So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
A bitchslap is in order.
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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