seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
You stole my crutches last night at the bar, the DJ had to ask for them to be returned
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New rule. No seeing movies about plane crashes after killer bong rips
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
Dear Jesus. Send me strength to not suck cock this morning.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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