We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
Something tells me your "Titties for Tracy Morgan" fundraiser won't pan out.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
last time we tried to watch a movie together, we ended up having really aggressive sex. during the Lion King. so what Disney classic will we be ruining this time?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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