I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
i just found five singles in my underwear?! im suspicious but delighted none the less
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just bought a CD. I feel like a traitor to my generation.
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i'm sitting in the pool eating chicken pot pie with my little brother's friend. moments like these are the reason i love weed.
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
No, but its not like diarrhea. i swear its like my intestines had a secret bank account and i just punched in the right pin.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I am pretty great at coffee and mistakes
that may or may not have been my penis.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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