we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
You should get sea herpes
I mean sea horses
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
yeah he couldn't walk in a straight line and started throwing up and told the cop he just has an astigmatism
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Strip clubs just aren't as fun when a man tries to drunkenly grind on you.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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