why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I woke up with sticky red stuff all over my sheets, face, and chest. Apparently after I blacked out I thought eating ribs in bed was a good idea
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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