I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
This is the high leading the old right now
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nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
Alive.
So much puke
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
He texts me "what are you wearing" in the middle of the workday, so naturally I assume he's kidding and respond "the blood of my enemies" #foreveralone
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
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Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
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