im at the bar and i misjudged a fart...go home or ride the night out?Never mind, the bouncer made the decision for me...be home soon
Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
check it out our google latitudes are spooning
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
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