no you cant smoke seaweed
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
