D3 body, D1 cock
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
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