Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
All I know is that I woke up in a soccer players' dorm, and he said that I kept telling him my mouth was a "net for his balls" last night at the bar..
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I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
jump out the window naked night went bad
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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