She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
Randomize
