the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
somebody snuck up and got me drunk
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
Toaster
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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