so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
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if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
He told me he was in a Proactive commercial. It didn't seem to work for him but he was buying me shots so I slept with him anyways.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
No fucking judgements. You know me. Chinese food vent sessions are safe places.
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IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
I will fuck anyone who brings me mcdonalds right now
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