I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser. I will not fuck this loser.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Text me all the things you want us to do this summer. So far, I have Kegstand written down
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
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