i have a feeling tonight will end in rehab
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
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Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
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Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
You know it was a weird week when you have a mystery bruise and youre unsure if it was from crazy sex or getting bit by a duck. Life.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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