My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
Let's get the cat blown out
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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