I'm gonna have a badass scar
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
we have to go try and show our tits so we can get ID-free drinks at applebees
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
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