the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
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Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
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I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
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