So remember when i bet you that girl uses dick to validate her existence?
...yea
She's valid.
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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