it took everything i had not to yell out "your name means death in german!"
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
Even My mom was ashamed of me bringing her home, she pulled me aside, and told me i can do better than, "butter faces"
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Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
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But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
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