and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
you picked up the vacuum cleaner at one point and said you we gonna beat the shit out of me with it. that was kinda funny
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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