I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
It was super embarrassing when I had to tell my brother, in front of my mother, that my wifi password was Drinkupbitches. Thanks for providing that lovely family moment.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
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