Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
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