Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
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