You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
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fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
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All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
And the view of you in reverse cowgirl is arguably the most spectacular view ever... And I've seen the Eiffle tower, the colosseum, mountains of Hawaii, Michaelangelo's David, and the Mona Goddamn Lisa. Just saying.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
I'm always down for nudity.
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