Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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