I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
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Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
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eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
Can you please stop having such an active social life? I'm tryna get fucked over here
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
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