you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
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i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Do your friends by chance have our inflatable deer head?
Nevermind, it's in the dryer.
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Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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