On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
You know you're fucked up when you throw your phone on the roof of the bar to show how good the Otter Box works.
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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