Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
fyi, take the long route to the library. the "can i be your baby daddy?" homeless man migrated back for winter
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
i want you to know that after i type the word "your" , vagina is next on my auto correct text
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Last thing I remember I was riding on a picnic table being hauled around by a lawn mower with an empty case of bud light on my head...
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