we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
god damn woman. you are like the herpes of drunk texting. you never go away.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
Hi, this is a test of the morning after apology broadcast system. If you're receiving this pre-recorded message there is a high probability I was a dickwad to you in the past 24 hours. You have my utmost and sincere apologies. Also if you have my wallet, house key, left converse, or lighter, give them/it back
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Yaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy! It has more than one y so my intentions to sleep with you after the drink special ends are clear
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
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