So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I would have rather watched a full length video of myself masturbating than heard that.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I HAVE PIZZA MONEY AT ALL TIMES IT'S CALL EMERGENCY PLANNING
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